Twinkle, Twinkle Little All-Star

Twinkle, twinkle little All-Star

How I wonder what you are

So disconnected from the real game

Yet when we’re on the road in the World Series, you’re to blame

Twinkle, twinkle little All-Star

How I wonder what you are.

Everybody’s laughing, does anyone care?

I’m sure somebody does but please don’t tell me where

Twinkle, twinkle little All-Star

How I wonder what you are.

Joe Buck and Tim McCarver are the best

Just kidding, guys please give it a rest

Twinkle, twinkle little All-Star

How I wonder what you are.