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Rays: Top Six Slapdicks in Sports History

By Seth Carter
Blake Snell (Photo by Thearon W. Henderson/Getty Images)
Blake Snell (Photo by Thearon W. Henderson/Getty Images) /
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Antonio Cromartie(Photo by Alex Goodlett/Getty Images) /

Slapdick #2 – Antonio Cromartie

Antonio Cromartie famously seemed to struggle to remember the names of his 14 kids, on an episode of Hard Knocks. Slapdick!

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Blake Snell (Photo by Thearon W. Henderson/Getty Images) /

#1 Blake Snell

Sorry Blake, you let a knee-jerk reaction out on a live-stream. You publicly dogged your new teammates. We all understand the context, and understand your sentiment. However, that doesn’t negate the fact that this was the most epic slapdick moment in internet history. It has spurred amazing meme’s, Photo-shopped baseball cards, and an article covering the top slapdicks in sports history.

So, Blake Snell, we thank you for your slap-dickery and hope you consider this more of an award than an insult. Congratulations!

Honorable Mentions: Tony Schiavone for being the biggest slapdick in wrestling and podcasting history. I would also like to award myself an honorable mention as a top slapdick. I was going to write about a lot more slapdicks for you to enjoy, but instead I decided that I’m tired and would rather not sit here anymore. In typical slapdick fashion, I am succumbing to the overwhelming desire for my leisure time.

Thank you Blake! Rays nation is hoping the trade works out for the best for everyone.

Oh.. I just thought of a great slapdick: Rays’ principal owner, Stu Sternberg!

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Let us know who your top slapdicks are in the comments below! #Raysup #slapdicksup

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